Introduction

I have decided that in my many travels and experiences that I have picked up an amazing amount of knowledge on...well...everything. I have therefore taken it upon myself dear readers to pass what I have learned on to you in the form of short, nearly meaningless snippets of wisdom. Now the vast ocean of my brain will be open for all the world. Incidentally, despite my vast resource of knowledge, I never quite got spelling down, so please do not dismiss me on account of that. Also, occasionally, my grammar is slightly less than correct, please ignore this. Also, some of these may have no meaning at all, I will leave it to you to decipher which ones. Enjoy!