Television: 1

When the meteor hit the chicken shack, I knew what had really just happened.

Dealing with adversity: 1

This one goes out the bitches that stole my credit card last night at B-dubs.

Maintenance: 1

If you can't fix something with duct tape, maybe it was meant to stay broken.

Bathroom behavior: 2

Guys, you know how it is awkward when you are at the urinal and everyone leaves but the guy right next to you? It is even worse in a communal shower.

Life: 1

Be careful who you trust.

Romance: 1

Valentine's day is a good time to get drunk and make some phone calls you will regret.

Personality: 1

Everyone should know their personality type. I'm an INFP, just like Neil Diamond.

Snow Driving: 1

Driving in the snow is like going sledding on a small but dangerous hill.

Don't let the terrorists win: 1

Beware the mooninites. They have already shut down Boston, and are giving you the finger as hard as they can. Amazing.