Snow Driving: 1
Driving in the snow is like going sledding on a small but dangerous hill.
posted by Michael at 6:06 PM
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Driving in the snow is like going sledding on a small but dangerous hill.
Driving in the snow is like going sledding on a small but dangerous hill.
2 Comments:
With crazy fellow "sledders" around you trying to cut you off and pass you! FUCKERS!
Amen! I vote for attaching armorment to standard vehicles that automatically go into use everytime someone else drives like an idiot.
Infractions may include: Tailgating, cutting off traffic, driving too fast on snowy or rainy conditions, driving too slow in normal conditions, driving a hummer.
Vehicular armorments may include: small concussion or ballistic weapons, death rays, laser beams, exploding caltrips, oil slicks (spy hunter style), sharpened battering rams, machine guns, banana peel dispenser (Cartoon vehicles only), smoke screen, contained EMP (single vehicle only), or marble launchers.
Please feel free to amend bill as you see fit.
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