Shiver me timbers: 1

Click this link if ye dare...

Bathroom behavior: 3

No matter how long you are in the shower, the water won't get scalding hot until you are washing your hair.

Buying the gross: 1

If I see one more advertisement for "Redline" I think I am going to puke.

Deceptions of the modern world: 1

Sometimes when I am walking around, I think a see crazy people. Then I realize they are just on a bluetooth headset.