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Monday, May 14, 2007
Signs you're an alcoholic: 1
"It used to be that when you took a shot of Rumplemintz you had to remember not to swish. Now when you are gargling mouthwash you have to remember not to swallow."
2 Comments:
That's why you shouldn't drink that filthy shit ever.
By the by, I posted a picture on myspace that I took while on vacation, *specifically* for you. I know you will enjoy it. It's under "Key West 2007."
I think drinking Rumplemintz itself is a sign of being an alcoholic. If you drink that shit you'll drink lighter fluid to get a buzz. Nasty.
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